bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018

Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew

Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget

by wee tod February 7, 2020

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

the mange

unattractively unkept, dirty, or deranged. it may but doesn't necessarily have to encompass the scientifically-recognized communicable skin disease by the same name.

Jenna: check out the guy over by the bar

Alex: you mean the one with the crooked teeth, unwashed hair, and putrid body odor?

Jenna: yeah, he's got that scruffy look to him

Alex: un-uh. he's definitely got the mange. i wouldn't let him ruffie me if his last name was Darcy AND he had a british accent.

by the nexus January 14, 2009

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

The Midget Clan

A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.

The government had to call The Midget Clan to defeat Israel.

by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023