Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”
“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers
by Willy Wiggur March 17, 2023
Get the Grippy Gummersmug. 1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the gummer stumpsmug. A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.
Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?
Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.
Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?
Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.
Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
by fastcache October 9, 2011
Get the double gummermug. Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018
Get the Buffalo Gummermug. GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
by shtetl_mensch July 19, 2006
Get the Guerneville Gummermug. by Giggidy Gilman November 21, 2019
Get the Gummer hummermug. " HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"
by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008
Get the PLUM GUMMERmug.