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1.) The act of applying effort to try to achieve the ideal.

e.g. "I am on my eighth round of donkey kong, i'm about to put the foot" would be applied as proper use of "Putting the foot into the hand" or also referred to as "Putting the foot near and/or around the hand". In the past tense "I just put the foot in that round weeeooo" would be a proper use of said past tense "Put the foot" or "Put the foot in the hand" e.g. "I put the foot into the hand its so unreal holy cow."

2.) Smashing buttons incorrectly to properly smash together combo moves in Skate 3, without any actual skating experience.

e.g. "You think you are so good at this shit, why don't you go put your foot in your hand. Puttin the put put footin the put in the hand hand in the put puttin the foot in the hand hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the hand in the foot foot in the hand hand in the footin the... etc.

3. Gary Coleman
I am about to put the foot in the hand.
by samsonz99 March 15, 2011
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Lindy on the foot

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The process of dropping a small amount of faeces on your own foot.
I dropped a lindy on the foot.
Clean it off then.
by Jattinder June 2, 2008
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The Foot In The Door

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Where you extend your big toe and tap upon the girls anus (as if to knock). The girl then spreads her ass cheeks and you proceed to stick your entire foot in the girls anal canal while singing the Doors classic tune Break On Through. Must be done on the first date to essentially just "get your foot in the door"
1.

Steven: So why do you wish to work here at Rubys?

Ralph: I've always wanted to work for in a restaurant now I'm just trying to get my foot in the door.

Steven: O.O

2.
Lee: How'd the first date go?
Dan: I got The Foot In The Door
Lee: *High Five*
Dan: What happened to your thumb?
Lee: lol
by crazyfreakoman November 1, 2010
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The Foot Wiggle

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When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.
Guy: *stops foot massage*
Girl: *does The Foot Wiggle* more!
by Androbin October 23, 2020
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A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
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The Football wall

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When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30
by Dr Tard August 10, 2025
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‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.

The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.

Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.

Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.

ORIGIN:

Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.

Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.

Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.
Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”

Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”

Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’
by AllShitsAside January 12, 2026
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