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K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010
mugGet the K-Vegas Fetus Fondlermug.

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.
Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.
by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Fondlermug.

knob fondler

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.
by Slap happy December 12, 2013
mugGet the knob fondlermug.
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
mugGet the 《¤》Homo-Fondlers《¤》homo-fondlers《¤》homO-fondleR《¤》mug.

Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks
Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler
by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022
mugGet the Foot fondlermug.

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