kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

kiddy diddler

Someone who molests kids.

That old guy from Rumford Street is a kiddy diddler. Becky's mom called cops on him.

by Edgardo February 5, 2007

Reverse Diddler

A child that molests old men and/or women against their will. Reverse diddlers are often found in nursing homes posing as scouts or do-gooders that are there to help the elderly.

Reverse diddlers hide their insidious schemes from the general public with cutesy actions such as cookie sales and puppies. Reverse diddlers have been known to be violent and torturous to their victims and will often eat them.

Little Jimmy is a reverse diddler. I saw him rape my great uncle then bake cookies with him.

by don hernando, the feared. July 26, 2009

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

kid diddler

See Catholic priest.

Theat kid diddler tooks the form of the catholic priesthood!!1

by PissLip March 26, 2008

butt diddler

Someone who likes to put their finger in their or anothers anus and enjoys it.

He's a butt diddler because he enjoyed doing that to you.

by Emdawg777 July 12, 2011

Monkey Diddler

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

by kAELA November 17, 2003