shit cummer

One who cums shit. Not to be confused with a cum shitter - very different ratios.

That fella turned out to be a real shit cummer.

by AlabamaShitFarmer April 6, 2020

Furious Cummer

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.

Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!

by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016

Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

ninja cummer

A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.

I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.

by Keatball November 11, 2018

cat cummer

someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet

Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer

by germanpeppapig March 20, 2019

Maze Cummer

When you make a maze out of you dried cum.

I’m just made a new maze cummer and it won a prize.

by Tepbow November 2, 2022