Compost Mantis

a rare species of praying mantis found in compost piles in North America and New Zealand

Wow, thats an incredible Compost Mantis, observe its beauty.

by bug thing June 6, 2013

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

Jenga Compost

The act of nutting with your own dick in your mouth to avoid losing No Nut November, since the jizz never leaves your body.

friend 1: how’s nnn going?
friend 2: bad, i had to resort to a jenga compost last night to stay in

by bangerbonker4222 November 21, 2023

Joey compost

Honesley the sweetest person on earth. Want to help anyone he can no matter the conditions.loves everyone with all his heart. Way to sweet kind and amazing for anyone to have. Like no one deserves such a great person. He thinks he's a nobady but everyone he knows can disagree. And I know of one person who has known him and has felt madly where around him and can't seem to say nothing can hold someone back from this person.

AV

Girl: have you seen Joey compost you know the amazing one

Person: now but it sounds like there is no one else like him

by Rye04 August 17, 2018