Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.
We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.
We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.
by mrbarbell October 9, 2023
Get the Compost modemug. Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?
by Composter December 12, 2018
Get the Turning Compostmug. by bug thing June 6, 2013
Get the Compost Mantismug. by Chimikin October 5, 2022
Get the Composting Flumptermug. A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
Get the Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heapmug. What to y’all think of Holly? I used to think she was white trash, but she’s doing such good things now that she’s clearly white compost.
by Dolly Hanukkah March 14, 2021
Get the white compostmug. (Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.
ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.
by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023
Get the Compostingmug.