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smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

By the surly beard of Mfrik!

By the surly beard of Mfrik is an exclamation that originated in The Eye of Argon. This phrase is sometimes used among geekier circles to convey astonishment, as a battle cry, or simply to show knowledge of geek fandoms.
Grignr: By the surly beard of Mfrik! The Eye of Argon is the worst short story ever published.

the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck”
The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Ok son, now eat the cheese that definitely doesn't have your anti-psychotic pills