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this is not jus a chickenhead this is the kind of girl that even hos call a slut

can usually b found w/ a guy who has money or pretends to slobbin that knob
abbrev. P.W.O.N
jimmy the bum: can i have a quarter?
P.W.O.N: u have a quarter? wanna go into that McDonald's bathroom?
jimmy: damn u's a P.W.O.N
by smartylicious December 22, 2003
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Woman in the know

A woman, most often a teen woman who knows just about everything there is to know about sex,drugs,how to have an orgasm,how to get boys and how to outwit parents and teachers etc. and shears her knowledge with other women, most often teen women.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
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woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.
She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance
by anonymous March 30, 2021
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Woman of the house

In modern days meaning, A woman who is responsible for all the decisions in a family financially and acts as a leader
by A2zmanabc February 5, 2023
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The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
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The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
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The touch of a woman

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
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