Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

vats

It means 'crazy' or 'psychopathic'. It's when a person who seems sane on the outside is actually hiding her inner self who is actually bat shit loco.

That girl is vats I swear to God, she wants a AK47 for her 23rd Birthday.

Man you've got to be vats to think I'm going to jump without a parachute.

by Davvey July 8, 2017

Vat da fack

It means the full form of wtf.

Vat da fack did you do?!
Vat da fack!!!!!

by KR Urban Teacher March 10, 2024

Vat

Replacing words that start with "W" with "V". Words like "what" become "vat". Makes you sound like a vampire.

"I'm going without you" "Vat!"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025

VATS

Vault-Tec
Assisted
Targeting
System

A game function in the games Fallout 3, Fallout 4, and Fallout New Vegas. This lets the user target a specific part of a target's body to shoot.

Tired of always having to take time to aim and always end up missing? Introducing VATS!

by Latke Boi December 26, 2016

Vats

1.A person who likes animals
2. A good person

I am vats

by 546679gd November 24, 2021

vats

vats is a person who is the biggest baddest stud on this planet with non spikey hair and a big dong. He will ding dong all night and girls are crazy for him. He is a person you dont wanna mess with. he is capable of gaand maaring

Oh My God!! that is a vats

by betavats March 19, 2022