Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.

Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.

by Stillfat September 15, 2021

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.

Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.

by OtnememX March 25, 2008

Turducken

Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.

When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

turducken

its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.

Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool

by ClassOf2018 December 29, 2014

Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.

"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."

by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024

Turducken

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.

She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!

by BarebackJack October 17, 2017