Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Stephen Hawking voice

A condition that happens when someone is so boring they begin to develop a robotic monotone voice.

That guy at the desk sure had a bad case of Stephen Hawking voice.

by Ezy Ryder August 19, 2011

Stephen hawking

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings

I stephen hawkings my bloke last night

by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

Stephen Hawking Fame

"Stephen Hawking became famous because of his wheelchair". He became famous because of his illness and not the publications.

Founder of Anonymous

Stephen Hawking Fame is because of his wheelchair.

by Founder of Anonymous August 23, 2021

Stephen Hawking

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Stephen hawk-ing

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

by anonymous May 24, 2024