by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020
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the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.
a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.
by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006
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Get the The bLaCK SquiD mug.The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 October 15, 2011
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