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Do The Michael

Yeeting yourself off the stage in smash ultimate because you are too much of a pussy to deal with that b spamming ganondorf
Imma do the michael if you keep falcon punching me!
by D4Dj Muni April 10, 2019
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the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.
Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!
by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.
"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"
by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009
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The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.
by Donalddad August 22, 2020
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The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020
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"light the match" song

The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.

("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)
and i quote... (Venice Venture) by Big Wild is my "light the match" song.
by mroselewis December 6, 2019
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