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The Fag March

What some homophobes call, "The Gay Pride Parade", which occurs in many major U.S. cities in June every year {in Seattle WA. it is the last Sunday in June}.
{Homophobe #1): Hey, let's go blow up the Port-O-Lets at The Fag March before that stupid parade begins!
{Homophobe #2}: Great idea! I'll run home and get some M-80s!
by Telephony June 28, 2014
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Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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The Ides of March

(also abbreviated, but rare, as The Ides): the period between March 10 and 19 (March 19 inclusive).
Gaius Julius Caesar (Caesar's full Latin name) was assassinated during The Ides of March, the date most often accepted being March 15. Therefore, according to my family tradition, never give your sweetheart flowers during The Ides of March, even if it is her birthday.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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March of the penguins

The process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.
March of the penguins is the process of walking to the bathroom with your pants around your ankles and waddling in a penguin like fashion, to enable you to clean up after masturbating.
by Rapscalion65 March 12, 2010
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march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
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march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.
Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!
by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015
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The 8th of March

Wow your birthday is on The 8th of March? That fucking sucks........
by El chompo October 16, 2019
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