bleed the lizzard

piss, pee, urinate. only used for guys

"Hold on, dude. i gotta bleed the lizzard"

by Gabe Watson June 11, 2005

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

nuke the lizarard

If you looked this up you are person of culture

Nuke the lizarards!!!!!

by The cat lady 189 April 29, 2021

The lizard

The lizard is a sexual position in which the man is having sex with a woman vaginally up against a wall and when she is least expecting it, he pulls out and puts it in her ass and he watches her try to climb up the wall like a lizard.

Man, last night I was having sex with my girl, and I tried the lizard on her, the look on her face was priceless, funniest thing I've ever seen.

by funtcase September 14, 2013

give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

by vhsi June 4, 2010

Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010