Italian Job

gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube

the italian job is best done at a fazoli's

by FoxTrotOnUrMom November 1, 2009

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Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

by bravesfan222 October 6, 2012

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This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.

My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

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Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

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Italian Hand Job

Italian Hand Job Italian Hand Job, or commonly referred to as IHJ, is the ultimate test of a woman's endurance.The challenge is to sit through the entire Italian Job movie (usually naked). If the woman has the strength to finish the movie, then all participants are rewarded with a hand job. This is a commonly used diversion by males when the girl is much more into the guy then the guy is into the girl.

Jenny: What are you doing tonight Caleb?
Caleb: Oh nothing really!

Jenny: Want to hang out or watch a movie?

Caleb: Only if it's the Italian Job

Jenny: Can I give you an Italian Hand Job after?

Caleb: Yes

by Basement Bros September 19, 2012

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