Guantanamo Cheeseboard

When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.

"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"

by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023

Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

by Shinryudo June 16, 2022

Guantanamo

The loveliest boy you will ever meet. He is kind, passionate and caring. He will love you forever.

Guy 1: Hi man!
Guy 2: I love you!
Guy 1: Aww! You seem like a Guantanamo to me!
Guy 2: That's so nice!

by Wizodin April 12, 2020

Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Guantanamo Bay

When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face

We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.

by MrLowg June 8, 2022

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025