Garlic dick

A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'

'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
by codeye May 28, 2020
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Garlic Fries

Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.
by anonymous111111111111122222111 January 10, 2009
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 24, 2018
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garlic pussy

Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.

Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.
Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!

Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!

Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!
by D3acon85 December 08, 2010
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garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"
by Radclyffe January 01, 2004
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garlic dog

god himself.
garlic dog is garlic god.
by --meow July 25, 2019
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Feminist Garlic

Uncomfortable, unpleasant and unpalatable facts. Aptly named due to the innate inability of a Feminist to handle truth, much like a vampire's inability to handle garlic.
Guy 1: Dude. I dunno what to do. I just saw Dave's girl getting dicked down in the back of a car by Chad & Tyrone.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.
by Sydney MGTOW October 01, 2019
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