Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
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Get the The Flaming Verizon Sanchez mug.1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.
2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.
1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!
2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!
2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?
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Get the What the flaming flying fuck? mug.The term used to describe irritation to your asshole caused by any combination of boogie boarding, gay anal sex or ultimate frisbee.
Webby had to give the cock tonight instead of receive as he normally does...... Seems that intense match of ultimate frisbee combined with the saltwater flushing from that rad boogie boarding session this afternoon irritated his bunghole and caused the Flaming Munz.
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Get the Paint the Flamingos mug.A sexual act in which the male, before ejaculation pulls out of the female and ingites her pubic hair on fire. Then proceeds to extinguish the flames with his jizz.
"That freaky broad begged for a Flaming Amazon."
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
"You should've seen her jump when I busted out the Flaming Amazon on her"
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Get the The Flaming Lips mug.A Dance (Now more of a game), This is Now been commonly abbreviated to just Flaming Arseholes.
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)
The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.
There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!
This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.
By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.
The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)
The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.
There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!
This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.
By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.
The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
John "I did The Dance Of the Flaming Arseholes last night"
Nick "Oh Really what happend?"
John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"
Nick "Oh Really what happend?"
John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"
by wenters123 August 31, 2013
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