The Derksy Maneuver

When your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum.

What are we doing for JDs birthday?
The Derksy Maneuver!
If that when your mate Derksy has a hot mum so all the boys chip in and get him a ticket to Sydney but you all stay home and try to bang his mum?
Yes!

by One Of The Boys April 15, 2015

The Derris and Wetty

When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.

So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.

by C.Mints October 14, 2016

The Deranged Collector

The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside

The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.

by Collector... April 11, 2017

The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019

the dervish

The dervish is a euphemistic way of saying dhulbahante

they're the dervish

by readyforthemoon55 July 12, 2020

the dervishes

The dervishes is an archaic name for the Dhulbahante tribe.

they're the dervishes

by khatumo November 2, 2020

The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022