Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.

He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.

by Useruser000 January 1, 2018

Cakey

Cakey is someone with a hairy almost gorilla like back

Is that a gorilla? No it’s just cakeys back

by Bnn97 October 4, 2022

Cakey

Covered up too much or softish.

Her: “Your face is very cakey from all that foundation”
Me: “whatever”

by Mellliiii April 22, 2020

cakey

Being tired and exhausted after a long day, trip.

Have you ever had that cakey feeling when you're comming home from a fun trip, and the feeling of sadness and tiredness kicks in?

by itsmemarius April 9, 2023

Cakey

A girl, usually from Plymouth or the surrounding areas, whose behaviour is sickly and twee. She reacts to shiny shoes by facing out her palms, pointing her fingers up, and emitting a shrill sound. She loves tiny little dogs in handbags, glossy pink lipstick and Michael Jackson songs.

"HAHA! Did you see that bird with the perm and shiny miniskirt?"
"Yeah, cakey twat!"

by PlymuffPete May 25, 2021