Baker

A person who frequently partakes in chicken lickin.

That guy is baker.

by Big Colonol April 16, 2009

Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents

Dude he is such a baker

by SiLFo February 13, 2018

baker

someone who is continually engaged in the act of caking

What is David doing? Is he still caking? Could you tell the baker to get off the phone so we can get back to this game.

by R.Matos April 23, 2006

Baker

To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.

I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.

by Alex [M] October 5, 2011

baker

a guy who makes his girlfriend shit her pants before he has sex with her, otherwise he is incapable of mustering an erection.

man, that girl stinks like she shat her pants, her boyfriend must be a baker

by Lbundaberg September 4, 2012

bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010