Roach Thanksgiving 

A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.

We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.

Roach Thanksgiving by DMac12 October 24, 2014

north dakota thanksgiving 

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

north dakota thanksgiving by Husbear January 30, 2016

thanksgiving 

a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.

Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.

thanksgiving by Chinese Jew November 26, 2003

After Thanksgiving 

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.

This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

After Thanksgiving by eli130 November 26, 2009

thanksgiving boat 

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.

Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.

thanksgiving boat by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010

Thanksgiving 

A Turkey's worst nightmare.

On Halloween:
Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.

Thanksgiving by MatthewCHK December 26, 2007

Thanksgiving Dinner 

When a girl (or guy) is on their hands and knees while taking one dick orally and one anally. As they climax, they shoot their come onto the back of the person they are fucking. If there is a fourth person, they proceed to eat what's on the "table" with a spoon.

My best friend and I gave your mom and sister Thanksgiving Dinner last night even though it's July. It was a blast!

Thanksgiving Dinner by azzkicker May 4, 2010