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Thailandese 

A person who is born in Thailand but has possible Chinese origins (although denies Chinese origins). Has very light colored skin. Very attractive and sexy. Has a cute accent when they talk.

May not be able to use chopsticks well, but eats alot.
B: "OMG, who is that sexy girl?"
O: "I don't know but I reckon she is Thailandese!"
Thailandese by RicerPho October 30, 2011

Thailandsresenär 

Someone travelling to Thailand for certain purposes.
The Thailandsresenär came home with a 13-year old girl.
Thailandsresenär by Luego May 20, 2004

thailandian brocoli 

a ✨specialgreen thing that grows on trees.
omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool

phuket thailand  

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.
guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty
phuket thailand by UndeadDog October 7, 2008

Thailand Twitcher 

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.
I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!
Thailand Twitcher by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

thailand 

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.
thailand by the bg August 21, 2004