kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.

Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

kick fate in the balls by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

have the balls 

To have the courage to do something.

Person 1: So did you get her number man?
Person 2: No... It's cuz -
Person 1: No freakin excuses man... You're a pussy, you don't even have the balls to ask for a girl's number!

have the balls by Sebzilla June 11, 2006

What the balls 

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

What the balls by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

Thats the balls! 

What you say when somethings cool

Oh thats so cool! No, thats the balls!

Thats the balls! by kilitto5 August 30, 2010

cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.

I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.

cradle the balls by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009

Orphan the Balls 

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

Orphan the Balls by aurora89 December 22, 2009