textritis 

the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.

"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"

8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"

textritis by its no secret rebecka wicker March 6, 2009

Tektegrity

noun.; The most amazing computer and network support company.

adjective.; Being the best or coolest

verb.; The act of being cool

noun.; Hey is your network managed by TekTegrity? It sure is aren't I awesome.

adjective.; Wow you are so TekTegrity!

verb; Hey do you want to go be Tektegrity with me?

Tektegrity by TekTegrity Fan Club February 5, 2007

Dexterity 

My worst attribute in D&D.

Dm: Shmeme, Roll a D20 for dexterity.

Shmeme: "rolls a 1" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dexterity by A Shmeme September 23, 2016

texty texterton 

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

texty texterton by jevanyn December 30, 2009

friends with textefits

Two friends who have a texting relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who casually text without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment.

me and christina aren't seeing each other. In fact, we never see each other, we only text. We're friends with textefits!

friends with textefits by crabab December 3, 2011

Anal-Dexterity 

1.(Noun) The Ability to control one's bowels in movements of an acrobatic fashion.

"With Jeff's <i>Anal-Dexterity<i> He is able to To spell his name."

"Dude...I don't have the <i> anal-dexterity <i> To make a Tomigatchi Poop

Anal-Dexterity by lllGabelll February 6, 2008

DEXTERITY 

One of the most famous and hottest reggae mix tape and club DJ's in the world..

The new DEXTERITY cd is hot.

DEXTERITY by John Bishop June 17, 2003