When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
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Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.
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by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 29, 2022
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"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
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Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
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Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
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