Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut October 15, 2015

Testicular Terrorist

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.

Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

by xxHouse82xx December 4, 2014

testicular heft

When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !

by Torontovip May 23, 2018

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 25, 2021

Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 10, 2013

testicular cancer

Hurts like BALLS. Actually, just plain hurts balls.

OOUUUUGHH! I've got testicular cancer!

by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006

testicular fortitude

Balls, as in courage or bravery. See also chutzpah.

He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to challenge me to a fight!

by JohnQPublic March 28, 2007