tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

Tandoori beef

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.

I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones

Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.

by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019

satori tendou

the hottest ,most amazing, most adorable, most scrumdiddlyumptious character in haikyuu.

person 1 : do you know satori tendou?
person 2 : oh yeah, that cute guy from shiratorizawa?

by chickentendou5 July 22, 2021

dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

Tandoori waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

by GSssssss August 9, 2006