tenacious d

THE most kick-ass band in the history of the known universe.

Satan + Zeppelin + Something really rank (like paris hilton ) = Tenacious D

by Calcard94 January 31, 2008

Tenacious D

The best band in the world featuring Jack Black and Kyle Gass. They played the greatest song in the world to save their ass's. Though they can't remember the song, their legend lives on.

"This is not...the greatest song in the world. NO! This is just a tribute." -Tenacious D

by Derrick Snow May 15, 2007

Tenacious Fivedriver

A sex maneuver involving five individuals- three women, two men. It is performed by having one woman lying in doggy position on a table, being boned by a man behind her. On the other end of the table is another woman lying on her back with legs spread and in the air while being licked out by the other woman on the table while simultaneously pleasuring the balls of the second man standing on the table. The man on the table is also mouthfucking a girl lying on her stomach in a harness suspended from the ceiling. The woman in the harness is also being licked out by the first man standing on the ground fucking the girl in doggystyle.

Bill- Hey Frank guess what me Bob, susie, Lois, and Meg did last night.

Frank- What.

Bill- We performed a ballin Tenacious Fivedriver!!!

Frank- I'm going home...

by Ballin bros September 23, 2011

Tenacious D

The greatest band ever. They spawned the second greatest band ever, the Gay Flamingos.

"Get the scientists working on the tube technology" - Jack
"(done as backup) technology" - Kyle

by Steven April 7, 2004

tenacious

Roguish. Person of determined demeanor with ability to think on-the-fly in many situations.

That one-legged man sure has is tenacious when getting swag at the comic cons!

by dafydd hywel August 17, 2010

tenacious

Tightly Bound Together, Exceptionally tight.

Kobe is up against some Tenacious Defence tonight.
The Lips on that girl are Tenacious

by Mightyted April 7, 2003

Tenacious D

A comedy rock band. Consisting of two overweight men, who are incredibly skilled at everything. They are super skilled at sex, often times "double teaming" women. They are awesome at rock as well. They battled the devil and won. They also stunned a shining demon by playing the greatest song in the world. They are the only band that currently plays "real" rock, using their humor as a small shield to rock as it gets continuously beaten down by the horrible computer generated music of today. They had a friend named Lee, and teamed up with Sasquatch.

Damn, are there any good rock bands?

yeah, Tenacious D, they played the greatest song in the world.

what is it?

i don't know, they forgot it, this is just a Tribute.

Oh, that's cool...damn my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

dude, you broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

by #1 Manwhore January 5, 2010