a unwilling to satisfy siren. a lady who tempts there love with no interest in sexual intercourse.
ex- damn girl you ain't nothing but a Cunt temptress!
ex- damn girl you ain't nothing but a Cunt temptress!
by bigdog1234 December 9, 2013
Get the cunt temptress mug.A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass
Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.
Dick: then what happened?
Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one
Dick: Well?
Jason: What?
Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!
Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha
Jason: your such a flag twirler
Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag
by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010
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"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"
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"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"
by Moth <3 April 6, 2022
Get the You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯 mug.it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.
when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.
by lj March 25, 2005
Get the tempted to touch meetings mug.I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
"Let's get out of this place"
Passed the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill
Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still
Keep calling and calling
But forget it all, I know I will
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I'm at the car park, the airport
The baggage carousel
(The people keep on grindin')
Ain't wishing I was well
I said it's no occasion
(It's no story I could tell)
At my bedside empty pocket
A foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock
Alarmed by the seduction
I wish that it would stop
A flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
"Let's get out of this place"
Passed the church and the steeple
The laundry on the hill
Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still
Keep calling and calling
But forget it all, I know I will
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I'm at the car park, the airport
The baggage carousel
(The people keep on grindin')
Ain't wishing I was well
I said it's no occasion
(It's no story I could tell)
At my bedside empty pocket
A foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock
Alarmed by the seduction
I wish that it would stop
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I bought a novel, some perfume
A fortune all for you
But it's not my conscience
That hates to be untrue
I asked of my reflection
Tell me what is there to do?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I bought a novel, some perfume
A fortune all for you
But it's not my conscience
That hates to be untrue
I asked of my reflection
Tell me what is there to do?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
Get the Tempted mug.A website your boyfriend, that oblivious doesn’t love you tells you he is on. To make you jealous or feel insecure. Or it could be just the fact that he is an ass.
by Tgo69 April 8, 2019
Get the Temptress mug.The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011
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