retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

by david bunn December 14, 2004

temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

Temporal Fist

noun-The psychokinetic ability to do a mind-blowing punch while time is frozen
verb-To do a dynamic mind-blowing punch while time is stopped

noun-Master Furon taught the Temporal Fist to Crypto in Destroy All Humans 3: Path of the Furon
noun-Master Furon's Temporal Fist and Captain Falcon's Falcon Pawnch collided and the Temporal Fist won.( for Captain Falcon lovers He's cool but I just wanted to get on my friends nerves with this example)
verb-Master Furon Temporal Fisted Crypto into a wall.

by BloodshedBito June 10, 2009

Tempokin

Gay on several different levels

You’re so tempokin

by Hunt gun September 7, 2020

Templan

Templan = Template + Plan

A templan is essentially a blank plan with default settings customized to meet a particular set of design needs.

by hhhkkk September 14, 2021

Stone Temple Pilots

the most kick-ass band ever. led by frontman scott weiland, brothers robert and dean deleo and eric kretz. all joined forces as mighty joe young in 1987. long story short, had to change their name and got a record deal in 1992 with atlantic records. went on to produce 5 flawless albums but broke up in 2001 because of turmoil with atlantic and each other. got back together in 2008 for a tour. a new album is rumored to be in the works.

Stone Temple Pilots is the shit

by Qui Gon Kenny May 10, 2009

Temple Buns

The firm, husky, and robust buttocks which one may inadvertently develop through excessive butt-clenching while playing the tediously addicting game, Temple Run. Temple Buns are often debilitating and, in severe cases, confine sufferers to a wardrobe of Assless Chaps and Nicki Minaj Halloween Costumes. Temple Buns are often found in patients diagnosed with Temple Runs, a temporary condition of severe diarrhea, which physicians have associated with neglectful diet during excessive playing of Temple Run.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

"Bitch, please! I know Temple Buns when I see them. That girl gots to be in the 10 Million Club!"

"Damn, poor thing. Becky, isn't she wearing your Halloween Costume from last year?"

by dallasm21 February 18, 2012