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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
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What’s the Temperature of Pi?

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.
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Temptrade

A temptrade is when you temporarily trade one object for another.
Me: "Hey, can I borrow the LOLCat Bible?"
Friend: "No, but I see you have the new Jon Stewart book. Let's temptrade."
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Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
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Thesperate

Adjective
The feeling, showing, or acting out in desperation by a wannabe celebrity to gain attention. Most notably an actor/actress.
Raul was thesperate to become a star so he showed up at every event wearing loud fashion and having his photo taken on the red carpet.

Amber tags casting directors on her social media posts, thesperate to be noticed.

The room was full of people thesperate for their 15 minutes of fame.
by LCat October 22, 2019
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Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.
That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.
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assume room temperature

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011
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