A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023
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The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
by TheUltimateDx April 24, 2023
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The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
by Who, me? August 18, 2003
Get the television mug.Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimps and hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.
by Miss Blake May 13, 2005
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Get the television mug.1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.
2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.
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2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
3. When buying things online, the process of confirming that you are you by using your phone to sign for the order.
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“Dude, I only use dating sites that have people telesign in because it really weeds out the freaks.”
by TeleSigner January 7, 2012
Get the telesign mug.(verb) The act or process of asking or calling someone to let them kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.
My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.
by Asaad Khattab August 29, 2016
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