technomiliating

causing embarrassment by the malfunction of technology.

Often occurs in group situations where one is attempting to play music or share other media. Common causes are broken speakers, slow internet, or not having up to date equipment.

Oh shit, I swear this video is really cool, but it won't load. So technomiliating!

It was technomiliating trying to watch a movie with that chick, because I couldn't get the DVD player to work.

I was so technomiliated during the road trip because I didn't have the converter for the tape deck.

by 415lovebayweed November 11, 2012

technobility

A technician, technology or technical product that that is the top of it's field.

His programming ability and credentials put him in a class of Technobility.

by Jeffipos May 2, 2016

technobility

Neologism - The perceived level of ability when it comes to a person using technology.

I just don't have the technobility to use this computer.

by Frank_Castle July 31, 2018

Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019

Technophillian

A person the is so obsessed and in love with tech. A person that is nearly a nerd but not a nerd. They're like normal person but when it comes to tech they're crazy. Similar words include Technophilia and Technophile. It is a oversimplified word of technophilia.

Henry's a technophillian. He's crazy about tech!

by Just another techy December 17, 2020

Technophillia

The desire to fuck technology

yo this one guy just had sex with his computer
classic Technophillia for you

by DrybonesYT March 18, 2021

technopala

electronic trash; a general derogatory term for anything electronic; eg. broken devices, poorly designed tech, bad electronic music.

From techno + opala, Hawaiian for garbage.

Just went through a box of bussup hard drives and utta technopala, found dis ol iPod, still workin and got some sweet tunes tought I wen lose.

by BabAziz February 4, 2022