lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.

Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024