A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.
Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
by Redbabushka August 15, 2007
Get the teapotmug. replaces any other verb
by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004
Get the teapotmug. Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.
by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007
Get the Teapottingmug. An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.
Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.
by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009
Get the Teapottingmug. When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
by themrs06 October 19, 2014
Get the teapottingmug. The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
by Captain Ben July 28, 2008
Get the teapotmug. by dude March 24, 2004
Get the teapotmug.