Couldn’t be me.

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.

teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.

by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

dreams can't be buy

statement released by manchester red devils player bruno fernandes (traded from sporting green lions) in response to the super league money-grab.

dreams can't be buy - bruno fernanjch

by whatthefuck9999999 April 19, 2021

Don't Be Mamus

Don't be mamus is a derivation of the Spanish Expression "No Mames" or the softer version "No Manches" This expression is widely used in Oaxaca de Juárez, Mexico to indicate that someone is taking advantage of you in some way. It can also portray the sense that someone is exagerating some point. It also can be used to mean "really?" or "you don't say" Additionally it has been used to express an informal greeeting such as "hey" or "what's up?" or in departing a "goodbye".

Someone taking advantage of you. "They charged me fifty dollars for the repairs" Response: "Don't be mamus"

Greeting...said as one approaches friends: "Don't be mamus"

Goodbye...as one leaves the presence of friends "Don't be mamus"

Surprise..."I won the lottery" Response "Don't be mamus!"

by el profe idiomas August 11, 2012

Next time you won’t be so lucky!

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.

“Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

by Forggirl December 15, 2019

Don't be daft

1. Don't be stupid.

2. What you are saying is ridiculous.

3. What you believe is ridiculous.

— I heard Joanne Lamont will actually be running a positive election campaign this year.
— Don't be daft.

by R160K April 29, 2014

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

tbell

Slang for Taco Bell a fast food resturante that serves cheap food and is frequented by kid when intoxicated.

We got ripped and went to tbell for dinner. It was sweet.

by That Man September 22, 2005