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dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along
Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.
by James Louis March 22, 2008
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don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)
by Man Machine October 3, 2007
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don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves
After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.
by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)
Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!
by Touchable Garments October 7, 2007
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What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money
Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"
by The Official Haji November 22, 2007
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