Tasmanian Pina Colada 

A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!

I had a "Tasmanian Pina Colada" last night.

Tasmanian Pina Colada by FatassCurls July 29, 2019

Tasmanian two hole Torture

Where a guy crosses his index and pinky finger making a V shape with both hands and jams them into the womans vagina and anus.

That tasmanian two hole torture hurt me more than her!

Tasmanian two hole Torture by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

Tasmanian

1. People from the southern-most state of Australia, a large island separate from the mainland.
2. Invalid, senile otherwise handicapped people.
3. Incestuous group of rednecks.

1: Are you dumb or are you just Tasmanian - or both?!?!

2: A: How does a Tasmanian boy tell that his sister's got her period?
B: How?
A: When his brother's dick tastes funny.

NOTE: In the Tasmanian notion of the word 'Incest' means a game where the entire family can have fun:-). LOL

Tasmanian by Doink Doink June 11, 2006

Tasmanian

1. someone from wordTasmania/word
2. living proof wordNew Zealander/words can swim.

Tasmanian by id card September 18, 2003

Tasmanian Helicopter 

The female member of a heterosexual partnership proceeds to maneuver into a head stand position next to a bed or other object which one can stand upon. Then she will follow by spreading her legs into a split. The male will then stand upon the aforementioned device used to stand upon and will slowly insert so as to balance precariously upon his penis. Finally, the man will start to spin as the female hums an engine sound. The male body will resemble helicopter blades. Mission accomplished.

"Honey, I think we should get kinky tonight. I've been watching a lot of M*A*S*H* lately and think you should throw down a tasmanian helicopter with a side of steeze."

Tasmanian Helicopter by DJ Blumpy Fresh March 19, 2009

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.

At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.

tasmanian twister by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008

tasmanian tigeress

A very old woman who chases old men who are still decades younger than herself

That Tasmanian Tigeress is mutton dressed up as crocodile

tasmanian tigeress by Sansebastian July 31, 2013