tambourine tower 

A throne but better

Person 1: "dude, why are you up there, are you a ceiling gang?"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"

tambourine tower by The neighbor's cat June 30, 2020

Tambourine Refurbisher

The most boring profession possibly imaginable.

My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.

Tambourine Refurbisher by Dungeonsiege May 28, 2021

moldy tambourine 

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.

Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.

moldy tambourine by ajv1692 May 10, 2015

Dirty Tambourine 

A filthy whore. Someone who has sex constantly with people they don’t know, as well as, behaving and participating in whorish activities often.

(Friend): by the way I fucked some guy last week and I think it may have been your boyfriend.

(You): I cant believe you don’t even remember the people you’ve slept with, OMG you’re a fucking dirty tambourine.

Dirty Tambourine by Bigdickdaddy6969 June 5, 2018

Tushka Tambourine 

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.

A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.

Tushka Tambourine by Methgator August 27, 2019

Johnny Tambourine 

To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night

Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine

Johnny Tambourine by Adam Quest January 1, 2022

Mexican tambourine 

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

Mexican tambourine by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024