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Sneaky Talon 

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.
Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch
Sneaky Talon by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012
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Probably the coolest man of Gondor to seek revenge on the Dark Lord Sauron and his Orc army for killing his family!!! (Queue LOTR music)
Wow, did you just see Talion decapitate those Orcs?!
Talion by Mkezar July 24, 2015

guten talon 

new way of greeting your mates in germany, especially used by young people
person a: hallo mein freund
person b: guten talon kolleg
guten talon by derwirklichechte January 20, 2021
The most loyal person you'll every meet. She will always be there for you and will become your family. If you find a tallyn never let go of them. Even when you get in arguments big or small, you'll always go back to them because you can't find anyone better. They will always listen to whatever you have to say. But make you sure make time to listen to them. They have alot going on behind that sweet smile. But that sweet smile isn't all innocent. There not a teacher's pet so you can have alot of fun with them and tell them all your secrets. They have to own secrets too, and if they tell you, you can not tell anyone! No matter who it is. This person trust you and if you let 1 secret out you may loose that trust forever. And you don't want that. There better then any other friend, boyfriend / girlfriend. There family and will treat you like family as long as you do the same. They. Are. The. Best.
Tallyn by Please read tallyn December 10, 2019
Quite possibly the funniest person you could ever meet. He's also incredibly intelligent, deviously sexy, and far more mature than your average dude. He will be filthy fucking rich and retire at the age of 30 because he has the drive and ambition to achieve his goals. Personally, there is no one I would rather spend time with than Taylon. Simply put, he is amazing, and everything you could want in another person.
"Damn, Taylon is the world's greatest!"
Taylon by kaleidoscope.eyes February 24, 2010

Drunk Tallyn 

Your friend that whenever drunk will do anything to impress you.
"Man you see that dude over there? Yeah.. That man is a drunk Tallyn!."
Drunk Tallyn by RAINMAN118 September 23, 2017

Talon News 

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.
James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.
Talon News by jesster79 March 13, 2005