Princess Teapot

A 69 year old man who hangs around on the internet to find little kids.

He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D

Princess Teapot: I go to school with the chilluns' every day!

by The SNES that is Super July 7, 2009

dutch teapot

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.

I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.

by Petitchou August 16, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.

Damn! That teapot tease is sexy as fuck

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter

Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.

by MrKenny April 17, 2009

Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.

"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Alabama Teapot

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.

"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"

by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009

Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.

"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?

by Trashrock July 24, 2012