Taepodong 

1)A North Korean long range missile ICBM that was tested on July 5, 2006 and failed 40 seconds after launch, landing prematurely in the Sea of Japan, 200 miles west of Japan.Taepodong-2 is the successor to Taepodong-1.In common usage simply saying Taepodong will do. Easiest western pronunciation would be:Tay-poe-dong.Now can denote a premature failure of any new product.2)More relevantly, since July 5,2006 the word Taepodong can now also be used as another term for premature ejaculation.This is expected to be the new term in popular culture. Can be also be used as a verb: Taepodonged.3) Fast food outlet that can prepare cuisine faster than any other "fast food company”. CAUTION: never use in or in reference to North Korea or a person from there, as they are very sensitive about this matter, please show some cultural respect.

1)"The Taepodong-2 missle launch was a failure, a real flop."
"Our new detergent that only gets out elephant dung stains isn't going over too well in Alaska, it's a Taepodong".
2)"In bed that guy lasted as long as a Taepodong."
"Don't try to have sex with him Kimmy, he's a regular Taepodong.
"oh, crap, she was so hot that I Taepodonged, and she threw me out."
3)"First I Taepodonged with my new date and was so depressed that I had to eat, so I went to a Taepodong and got a half cooked wiener in 40 seconds."

Taepodong by entmologist September 6, 2008

Taepodong-2 

A North Korean Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, first tested on July 4th, 2006. One out of three tests were sucessful, and sent the world into a stage of nervousness, and North Korea was recently named a State armed with Nuclear Weapons.

A Moderator on the Pandemic Studios Forums

"The North Koreans just got a Taepodong-2 nuke to blow up in the Sea Of Japan, aren't you nervous?"

"My friend Taepodong-2 told me that the contest is ending soon"

Taepodong-2 by Aleksy Voronuov May 5, 2009

Taedonggang 

A beer from the DPRK, distributed on a ration basis as well as available to westerners for only 66 cents/.33 euros to the pint in Pyongyang.

A commercial of it became widespread on the internet in the early July of 2009.

Quote from the Taedonggang commercial:
Male Announcer: "Pyongyong-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
Female Announcer: "Pyongyang-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
(Translated: Taedonggang beer is the new face of Pyongyang)

Taedonggang by SongunGeneral July 24, 2009