Discreetly throwing up from excessive consumption of alcohol whilst still having control, in order to carry on drinking and get on with the night.
by lalaaa October 29, 2007
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Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.
Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.
Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.
by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019
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When one forces them self to be sick (this can be done through fingers down the throat method) for specific beneficial reasons such as: for the laugh, to sober up, to carry on drinking beverages
"Holy fuck balls, I really could do with a tactical whitey right now!!"
"Shit that guy just tactical whitey-ed all over my dick!"
"Shit that guy just tactical whitey-ed all over my dick!"
by whitey2k12 August 27, 2012
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man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"
by cod player47,956,1234 December 14, 2016
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*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
by MmmCereal January 27, 2019
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I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.
by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021
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This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive
Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch
Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch
Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
by D' Family April 8, 2009
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