when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.
Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!
by High school Pimp January 20, 2022
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Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"
by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011
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A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".
by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006
Get the Tabletops mug.A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.
In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.
by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015
Get the tabletop exercise mug.A tabletop booty refers to someone (preferably a girl) with a butt so big that you could "eat off of it" like a table.
Ex: Male: Oooh, she so fine! Look at that tabletop booty! I love it !
Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
Ex: I got that nice tabletop booty. Just look at it! You can eat right off of it!
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