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phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.
Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.
by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006
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curtain twitching tosser

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.
by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014
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Twittching

Bitching about anything by means of Twitter
Bob was Twittching about the crummy Ohio weather on Twitter today.
by 58fins April 19, 2011
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Twitchen

When a guy called Ben or Benjamin doesn't disagree with the insult you gave yourself.
Y/n:"urgh I'm so ugly"

Ben:".... "
Y/n: " wow you're such a Twitchen"
by Pej February 21, 2017
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titching

"Jennifer's titching over there"
by Short midget cunt March 24, 2017
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Twitchiot

I'm a verified Twitchiot
by TwitchNumb September 3, 2017
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twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
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