twassock

A twat and a pillock in one, quite a personality!

You really are a f*"king Twassock!

by Steve March 8, 2003

twasic

one step worse than a twat

your a smart one arnt ya you twasic

by ron-scotland September 4, 2008

twasshole

Commonly found on life-sized blow-up dolls or male masturbaters, the term refers to the singular, combination twat & ass hole. (May use in either form: "twass" or "twasshole")

The fire-woman doll has a nice twasshole!

by missfatty January 18, 2010

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

Twasn't

A contraction of: it was not

'Twasn't the night before christmas.

by The-Whale-Bullier May 7, 2011

twastika

A disparaging term given to the derogatory symbol of Feminism, created by internet humorist Maddox. It is a swastika with dashes underneath the main "arms" to form four rotating letter "F's," for "feminism. "Twastika" is derived from "twat" and "swastika."

"Raise those twastikas high, ladies!"

by P. Dub January 31, 2007

twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005