Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.
by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 12, 2017
When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
by Hardwoodnhammr July 30, 2023
when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.
by killsmith November 14, 2007
When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
by King Smidi July 01, 2017
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole
B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!
Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?
Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022